Lawyer #1: Hello, Ms. LaPayLyn, I'm Benton Mouster for the Saginaw law firm of Pringle, Dingle, Benton, Benton, Fenton, Wesson, Oil, Smith and Wesson.
Sierra: I'm shake your hand but there's a two inch thick glass plate between us, so I'm just wave and give you a wink.
Lawyer #2: I'm Martin Burran, not “the Martin Burran”, but I do have a law degree and I'm here to represent you, also.
Sierra: Since I have no idea who “the Martin Burran” is, I'll just assume you aren't as good, but I'll assume I'll have to go with what I'm provided with.
Lawyer #1: That's a healthy attitude. I can assure you we are very expensive and we won't be communicating with you or your family very much. That way, we will appear to have more under control and can charge even more.
Sierra: Well, gee and golly too. It's hard to argue with that. I don't have much choice at this point. Is there anyway you can make the judge – The Honorable Sherman Derick see that I'm not a “bad person” and that I have been punished enough?
Lawyer #2: Judge Derick is a fair man. He is well know for being impartial throughout the land. But what we're up against is a single judge that over thirty years ago, that decided to make an example of you. Sure other judges in the state were handing out small fines and probation for first time offenders and then there's that entire Michigan Supreme court ruling that invalidated the type of sentence you had, but because you didn't complete the 10 years originally, that's the bone of contention.
Sierra: But, why? I've been given two years of probation on the escape charge. I admitted my guilt in that and I'm paying a huge fine. Why would they still hold me to an unjust sentence?
Lawyer #1: Well, lets suppose you were sentenced to death and escaped. Now lets say Michigan abolished the death penalty while you were gone and they brought you back. Now would they still expect to carry out the death sentence or re-sentence you under current guidelines?
Sierra: No, of course not!!! See, by shucks, isn't that a reason to re-sentence me now?
Lawyer #1: No, Michigan never had a death penalty. It's one of 13 progressive states that don't. Since they don't have a death penalty, they feel like they can do anything they want to you here in Saginaw county. They think you ran out on your sentence thirty years ago and hid until there were lesser sentences.
Sierra: But, but, that's crazy. It doesn't make any sense at all.
Lawyer #2: Exactly – you're in the place where they want to see people punished no matter how cruel and foolish it may be.
Lawyer #1: And you may want to reconsider running for mayor of Herring Valley. It might just make things harder and you can't run from prison, anyway.
Sierra: But, I got experience being a small town mayor and it's getting public attention.
Lawyer #2: Actually, Benton, she can run for mayor from prison. It turns out Michigan has the highest percentage of convictions of city mayors of any state in the county. If we started excluding convicted felons, there wouldn't be enough politicians to run for office. Why, the last mayor of Saginaw was accused of setting her own car on fire and then convicted of filing a false insurance claim.
Sierra: My gosh, that's a horrible thing to do. She cheated people out of money, could have hurt someone with a burning car and disgraced the office. Surely she must have been sent to prison for a long time!
Lawyer #1: No, she got probation from a Judge William A. Crane, partially for the community contributions she made as mayor. He took into account the good things she did in life against the mistakes she make to show her mercy and give her a chance to redeem herself.
Sierra: How about that mayor of Detroit. He did some bad, bad things. He must have gotten sentenced big time.
Lawyer #1: No, he got four moths in a county jail. It would have been less if he'd kept his mouth shut, but no, he had to make it all sound like it was a conspiracy against him.
Lawyer #2: Or how about that mayor from Flint, Donald J. Williamson. He was convicted for several business scams in 1962 and served 3 years in prison before being paroled.
Sierra: Is that him, pictured just above? Gee whiz, are you sure someone didn't steal a mummy from a local museum and prop it up in the Mayor's office as a Halloween prank?
Lawyer #1: Maybe you should run for office. That may be the only way someone here will give you a fair sentence.
Sierra: OK, if you two will draw up the papers, I'll get my campaign going. Jeepers, it will be good to be running for office again.
Disclaimer: You will notice a mention of a Judge Crane in the blog. It is pure coincidence that this is a real person and the case was real. It is also coincidence that this is the same judge overseeing the Susan LeFevre case. How about that! It couldn't hurt anything to ask this Judge to find a just mercy for Susan LeFevre, since after all she is not fictional and is truly suffering under a long invalid sentence:
Honorable William A. Crane
Saginaw County 10th Circuit Court
111 S. Michigan Avenue,
Saginaw, Michigan 48602
Reference Case No. 74-00284-FY
He even has a Fax number: 989-793-8180, if people would prefer to use that. But then as we all know, this Blog is Not About Susan LeFevre.